
MTG’s Officially Unofficial Home
in New Zealand Aotearoa
The Who, What & Why
We are a vibrant collective from the sea— from bright coral reefs to the deepest, darkest depths.
We’re the crustacean-cum-humanoid troupe bringing fun back to Magic the Gathering.
Currently dotted across New Zealand Aotearoa, we’re building a virtual and physical community space for MTG with a focus on generosity, friendship, fun & compulsory cult conscription.
We create original Magic content and sell a wide variety of EDH decks (better known as Commando). We sporadically sell singles at competitive prices, aiming to outdo any LGS in NZ.
We encourage players, collectors, buyers and sellers alike to use www.mtgsingles.co.nz to gauge what fair prices are for cards in New Zealand & move away from the outdated ‘CK 1:1’ mentality. A dollar isn’t a dollar, folks! It’s time to stop devaluing our collections.
Please consider joining our Patreon to help us, because you likely have enough Kelp Koins, and I have none.
You’ll thank yourself later, maybe:
https://www.patreon.com/c/HappyHomarid
The number of contributors is only bound to the number of sponges, flotsam, jetsam and kelp wanting to help. If you think you’re strong enough to join the French Foreign Legion & you feel ready to join, go here: https://foreignlegion.info/joining/ ! (please, don’t).
Otherwise, if you want to help around these parts or if you have any other queries regarding Arthropods.. or just want to ask about something Magic the Gathering related? Just fill in this form below and leave your name after the tone.
Meet the Meat – Meet the Team

Harnessing the power of the common starfish and a literal wall of sea kelp is no easy feat. Josh has been doing it for as long as he can remember.
Mind you, that’s not very long.
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Dedicated Friend of the Sea. Ichthyophobic. Deck Builder. Jank Fanatic. Keeper of all Kookii (pl. Kookus). Chief Jank Tank Brewer, with a forte for EDH/Commander. Casual/Pauper 60-card deck building is in his blood,but it’s the current trends of EDH heavy play where King Kookus shines.Custom builds, budget-friendly brews, themed/tribal pieces, strange things.
For custom builds and all other enquiries: josharchibald89@gmail.com

Weighing in at over 1200 Copies of Thought Lash, Toby enters the Ring of Kelp here at the Happy Homarid. He’s a former professional librarian and welterweight Boxing Champ, from Pennsylvania, USA.
One of those is a lie.…
He’s been playing on/off since Ice Age.
Toby is an old school foil collector, “Johnny Combo” player, and struggles not to put Thought Lash and Thassa’s Oracle in every blue deck he builds. His first real deck was Turbo Stasis, followed by Enduring Renewal Ornithopter Goblin Bombardment.
Toby has around 500,000 cards in his collection. He plays EDH and draft/sealed exclusively, though he meddled with Legacy as a young Camarid.
The financial side of Magic the Gathering is where Toby shines through the murky waters we wade in.
For all things Reserved List,
Toby is your guy.

Who’s that mysterious man there? The harshest condition grader in the endless kelpy sea? Hold onto your straw hats folks, here comes… Dan!…
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How would you describe Dan in one word, if not m y s t e r i o u s?
Humble! Dan was a long-suffering judge for many years, inhaling more nerd bodysmell than anyone ever should. This was way back in the day when Magic was in black and white, and it wasn’t acceptable to suggest players improve their hygiene levels by utilizing in-store fresher uppers.
Dan’s always thought of himself as a collector first & a player second. He’s also a rad trader, and has a really gnarly, sponge-filled collection! Legend has it that he even has a full set of Portal 3k, which he plans on passing to King Kookus one day!
These days, Dan likes to recreate top-tier 60 card decks from throughout the eons

King Cole is the most enthusiastic creature in the entire sea of cheese. Though he’s relatively new to the game, his eagerness and excitement about all things MTG is impressive.
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From entering as a newbie, he’s fully emerged himself in sea water. Oh , and Magic the Gathering. He’s supported King Kookus’ quirky deck building sweatshop many times, and has quite the imaginative mind himself . That’s where this eager seaman splurges onto our shores.
King Cole is a young whipper snapper destined for great things, but for now he’s just bobbing around in the sea, and we are happy to officially welcome him to the team.