Why you should consider a paid-tier subscription to our Patreon!

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Hi guys,

I just wanted to delve a little deeper under the sea and address something that may be crossing your minds.

Why are we hiding content behind a paywall?
As I’ve got over 10 successful Specs under my belt now, I feel it’s only fair to ask for a small contribution to pick my crusty crustacean brain.
Fun fact: Because of this decentralized nervous system, lobsters (pretty close to us Homarid folk) can still twitch and react for a while even after being separated from their brain!

Moving swiftly ahead, my aim is to provide some insight into chronically underplayed cards that the drooling masses are yet to catch onto. I can’t guarantee that every Spec mentioned in the BDSM (that’s Big Dumb Spec Mentions) library will be a winner. But I will say that for me to write about a card as a Spec, I will always own a handful (or more…) of a card. So I’m not just pulling cards out of my anus after they pass through my stomach (which has a set of grinding teeth called the gastric mill).

My goal is to put people onto cards that hit that sweet spot of providing power without costing too many pesos!

The BDSM collection is available to buy as a collection for a one-time cost, or you can also purchase articles individually for $3. But I’d highly recommend spending that $3 on simply subscribing for the lowest tier to enjoy a month of BDSM and much, much more!

Thanks everyone for your continued support!

King Kookus / Josh on behalf of the Happy Homarid Team <3

https://www.patreon.com/c/happyhomarid

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