Happy Homarid Article Library

Spelunking All Over Your Tightest Caves (Originally Posted 23rd April, 2024)

By King Kookus 22/03/2025

Corr, that's it mate. Make the plunge for the clunge and seek out as many caves as ye can... Spelunking (verb) - To masturbate frequently over inanimate objects, trying hard…

Thopters Ahoy!

By King Kookus 21/03/2025

Today we have an episode of BDSM with a cool card that could have a colossal impact in Commander.. One love, King Kookus

Tag Team Double Whammy BDSM Session

By King Kookus 17/03/2025

Howdy doodly y'all,Head on over to our Patreon to read all about two new entries to the wonderful, wild and wacky world of BDSM (that's Big Dumb Spec Mentions, of…

Why you should consider a paid-tier subscription to our Patreon!

By King Kookus 17/03/2025

Hi guys, I just wanted to delve a little deeper under the sea and address something that may be crossing your minds. Why are we hiding content behind a paywall?As…

BDSM With A Dog (Get your mind out of the gutter…)

By King Kookus 16/03/2025

Who could it be?! Is it a bird? I've already said it's a dog, fooo' Head on over to Patreon to access this canine's movements in the realms of the…

BDSM With Toby & Josh – Big Dumb Spec Mentions: Accursed Duneyard.

By King Kookus 24/02/2025

Originally written by Josh & Toby for HappyHomarid.com 24/02/2025. Updated 25/02/2025. This entry into the thralls of BDSM (That is Big Dumb Spec Mentions) has a little bit of a…

Dreams of Decks Laying on My Deep Sea Spawning Bed

By King Kookus 11/02/2025

Originally written May 27, 2024 by King Kookus for HappyHomarid.com & edited 11/02/2025).Time and time again I’m asked “Why would anyone buy a deck from you?” often followed by “You’re…

Why you should consider using a terrible Commander & other sensible deckbuilding tips

By King Kookus 24/10/2024

In my last writings we delved deep into the world of precons - discussing exactly what drives the market, and essentially forming a pretty solid argument as to why they’re…

Some Generally Good Advice for Speculating on Magic (Written by Toby for Happy Homarid, July 5th & Updated: July 6th)

By King Kookus 20/10/2024

Background. I've never been much involved in the retail side of MTG; I just buy the cards I think are currently undervalued and wait a few years to find out…

BDSM: Big Dumb Spec Mentions – Glarb (Written by Toby for Happy Homarid, 30th June, 2024)

By King Kookus 19/10/2024

Victory is only a hop, skip and another hop away for our froggy friend Glarb.